#10 – The Flatulant Exotic Mermaid
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#10 – The Flatulant Exotic Mermaid
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🧜♀️💨 #10 – The Flatulant Exotic Mermaid
Jason’s Bedtime Storytime
In this wonderfully odd and gently adapted tale, Jason brings us the story of a very unique mermaid — flatulant, exotic, and deeply relaxed. Inspired by an old Dutch fairy tale (though quite loosely), this version floats along at a calm pace, with soft narration, whimsical moments, and the occasional underwater toot.
It’s weird. It’s warm. It’s perfect for bedtime.
📘 Format: Spoken bedtime story
Theme: Mermaid mischief, soft adaptation, and gentle laughs
Length: Approx. 40–60 mins
Price: £0.99
Download: MP3 – yours to keep
⚠️ Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.
🩺 This recording is for sleep and relaxation only. It is not a substitute for professional mental or medical care.
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